Clips of the week
 

i dont know if anyone listens to Hawksbee and Jacobs on Talksport, but they do a "clips of the week" slot where if you hear something daft on the station during the week you can email it in and if they think its funny they'll read it out.
Anyway they played my clip this week and then proceeded to take the p*** out of my name (Stuart Hall).
When will I ever escape it?

serves ya right , makes a change from people taking the pee out of mine! :razz:

I escaped "John Johnson" by having Martyn stuck in front (John is my middle name and Johnson my surname) :yikes:

Well i thought you were great when you captained England..........

remember when Joe Johnson won the world snooker?.....'here are you related to that Joe Johnson?'

not a rich and famous but far better looking due to not having my face mangled between mens thighs on a saturday afternoon :finger:

well??...are you???? :D:D:D

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Oh not Stuart Hall!!! Wasnt he that hwahwahwahwahwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laughing geezar on "Its a Cockout" back in the 70's??

Of course he was yeeeees,and was on "Singled Out" with Davina McCall before she got big,ahem.A much undderrated and mis-scheduled programme time for that corker of a view!2am!!Bah!

:p

balls............................................. ......................snooker balls :razz:

gowd, i can remember that, was that when she ran around getting some uggly muppet a date?

wasn't that "street mate". Brill programme though!

Big City fan , so he cant be all bad:nod:

seems about right.....she still would get it tho' :arf:

TRUE STORY:
me and a mate were booking into a hotel in Stockport once and I had to give my name which produced the usual jokes (THE Stuart Hall was a regular on Local Manc radio at the time, and had recently been done for shoplifting).
when they'd run out of them, they asked my mate his name, which was "Steve Austin".
Took a long time to convince the reception staff we weren't taking the ****.

you get a better class of Chav in Stockport :hand:

And don't you just fit right on in!:razz:

I bet it was Brebury Hall................ they had and still have a very stringent door policy. I bet it was grab a granny night, do they still exsisit.... I could technically qualify now lol

It was Bredbury Hall and as guests of Dougie Flood.
If you don't know who Dougie was then you missed one of Manchesters greatest characters. RIP.
And funnily enough it was "grab a grannie" night and I pulled a right cracker who made my life fantastic for 3 years and then a living ****ing hell for the next 2.
I'm not bitter :ihih:

every night is grab a granny at Bredbury hall :crazy:

Yes I knew Dougie Flood was, didn't he mysteriously drown in the pond outside the hall. Us Stockport lasses can be a bit psychotic, if she was indeed from the area..... Emjay doesn't call me the Northern Harridon for nothing. Sounds like you have an interesting story to tell......

no, that was a story about a boy who drownd there many years ago and the pool was filled in and never opened since. Dougie died of Cancer 7 or 8 years ago and his £14m estate is currentrly a matter of a court case between his 2 sons and daughter over who gets what.
The most famous bit of folklore over Dougie was how he, some "associates", and the Manchester plod met the Krays on the platform at Piccadily station and persuaded them to get back on the train and go back to London.
I know plenty of personal stoiries, but those are best left until i know you well ! Google his name if you're interested.

The clip I sent in has made it to "clips of the month".
Its no.5. Vote for it and you could win a prize (even though I think no. 1 is funnier)
http://new.talksport.net/competition...comp_ID=100392