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Ive made enquiries with a materials supplier in Somerset for some Chocolate Suedeus.

I would rather cut off my penisse with a rusty breadknife than emulsion my interior.
As for its shitty exterior,thats a different story,as you will see when you see her.:D

Yeah, do it in leather with buttons like a settee!:finger:

Mmm, Chesterfeild field heading, you'd need a pipe and cravat.

With Paisley Smoking Jacket, tank tape and hamster + second home allowance.

hello

Morning Sir...

Just testing the swearometer.

You obviously got the first notification email!

You're a very naughty boy...:p