get the lighter ready :fire::fire:

no 'he's being smutty....dirdy man

Dirty boy....:ihih::ihih::ihih:

true...her indoors has retired to her pit and im getting distracted with the remote control.......wonder if i can claim them funny films as a business expense....:ihih:

You could do I suppose, but It'll take a while to rack up £66quids worth...:hmmm:

PMSL when that broke in the press.....absolute classic
no wonder they dont want us to see what they claim for, everything including the kitchen sink, i cant get away with that shit :wierdo::nonod:

Can you imagine putting those expenses forward to an accountant or the inland revenue...

night entertainment expenses whilst wife working away...

£66 pounds worth of porn, + 4 stick books (now unreadable) + £40 dry cleaning bill...

It's soiled pants, that's what it is...

you get a grilling for meals or fuel receipts yet these planks claim for cracking one or two off late at night....says it all big time :razz:

how's about that for a bit of classic thread drift!!!!

Naa.

He's the sort that masturbates into a freshly pressed handkerchief… The fridge is what he married...








He's wearing the braces in the picture...

thats posh.....freshly pressed hankies.....they used odd socks round these parts