Thebug1967

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
-"It's a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro."
-"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
-"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
-"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile!" the German says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons."

- "You canta puta thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are
breaking the law."

- "I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !"
- "Sorry. He can'ta come righta know . He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat
Uno ...

Went outside last night, my brake lights were blazing away. opened the car and touched the brake peddle and they went off? any ideas from anyone if this is a common fault or just a dodgy BL Switch?